The China Sequence (A Zuihitsu)

01 April, 2010

1.

In the garden of knurled railway cars,

under half-light, pickled

cabbage smell, throbbing neon

displays of pinyin alternating with Mandarin,

the market for love dolls has exploded.

2.

Work song as yet unapproved by the Party

No bumblebee barbershop pole

revolving but tropics: magentas/

papaya greens/bitter gourd yellows:

Salon with Massage.

Three women of indiscriminate age

on stolls loll in miniskirts, call softly,

“two hundred yuan, deep relaxation!”

Salon or Massage.

Beyond television static, filmy curtains

reveal a teen with plastic bags

rubber-banded around her ankles:

Massage-y Salon.

Everything is for sale: from fish-

patterned dress, to hoop earrings,

to wallet size photos of her child:

Massage. Massage.

3.

Elevator of the Zibo Hotel

FL 1: Forerunner of equipments stay well-found, locating

six kinds language simultaneous interpretation function

FL 2: Provide the man and woman guest mulberry to retain

the bath upscale luxury, imposing style with milkfoam

wash abundant magical whitening and moistening effect

surely bring imperial honorable enjoyment

FL 3: Relax: a Western Restaurant provide the pure and

adulterated western meal delicate aromas, full taste,

tenderness, preserve the nutrition all country cuisines

FL 4: Establish the luxurious anteroom with thick and

profound cultural accumulations

FL 5: Provide the strange stone curio, the clothing box wrap,

the daily necessities and the in common use drugs, etc.

4.

Mencius would have been the man,

if not for Confucius. Just like Kung-Tze,

he had a temple, mansion, forest,

tracts of tombs and tablets in his name,

even possessed an ample and philosophical

Fu Manchu, yet remains resolutely

second fiddle, no Plato to his Socrates,

a lesser draw this year than even the Hall

of Immolated Horses or Mount Taishan.

Poor itinerant Master Meng!

5.

The well-field system of land distribution

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6.

Story of higher prices & struggling producers

“For example, after a dispute between breeders and

the Changning slaughterhouse last year, the prefecture

stopped buying pork from the countryside. Instead

it turned to Southwest China’s Yunnan Province and

Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region. But a third of the

pigs from there die before they reach the local market.

Breeders say their dispute is over the abattoir’s “mean

deal” under which they have to “pay” a tax of 0.6 yuan for

every 500 gram of pork and a pig’s viscera. Without this

the local Animal Bureau won’t put a quarantine-clearance

mark on the pig for a 1.5 yuan fee. And without these the

bureau wouldn’t even consider selling part of the vaccines,

made available free by the Ministry of Agriculture to the breeders.”

-from China Daily, Insight Section, “Story of higher prices

& struggling producers,” Wednesday, August 15th, 2007

7.

Rare Altar Tapestry (Ka-Ching Dynasty)

Under shrimp paste

pu’er camel paw

blue-green algae fed on ammonia

and nitrogen run-off

from factories

a packed bus in summer

steam from a million

noodle kitchens

lead paint fumes

jasmine blossoms

coal smoke

steamed ginger

all commingling in the Hall

of Accumulated Fragrances

through which you pass

on a path past the Threshold

of Impure Thoughts

machine-carved balustrades

guarded by half-deer half-dragon

the entire world a reptile

tongue along the way

to the Jade Staircase

8.

Mash up of De Sino Gallery’s Porcelain Wares & Ceramics

Catalog (2006), Charlie Chan in Paris (1935) and Charles

G. Leland’s Pidgin English Sing Song (1903), or the

Construction of a Racist Text

Ping-wing large porcelain Mao measure

mud turtle in pond. He pie-man son

famous pose in early dais, more safe

than man on horseback, wearing PLA/red

army coat, hand folded back, holding PLA hat.

He velly worst chilo, united farmer liberation

army, not factory worker in red and black.

Good detective never ask what and why

until after he see.

Revolution

promote production, then he steal he mother

piclum mice, work thlowee cat in bilin’ rice,

and hab chow-chow up preparation for war.

Unusual to find no wonda’ where given its size.

9.

(Merry Christmas! Happy New Year!)

Traveling through the Shandong Province, I eat at a

mosquito-netted Muslim kabob shack on rope-weave

stools hunched on a dirt floor. Just back from Wefung City,

the city of kites. Use a concise, rigid line ornamented with

peach-blossom, inky plum, yangmei red, and curve it into

centipedes, locusts and flying babies strung together in

lengthy sequences, some to fight in the air with blades.

Along the way, the Japanification of Chinese society on

full display, hentai influenced, bubble-eyed, pumpkin

headed, twiggy-bodied, except for the busty, sporty

characters advertising a version of Dance-Dance

Revolution. Hitachi cranes and the specter of ceaseless

construction everywhere.

On a hill specked red with prayer flags like protest armbands,

I knell upon a pillow in a temple when the

monk rings a bell, bangs a hand drum, incense saturating

the altar, then suddenly ushers me into the vestibular

space behind a thin curtain.

A man with a long beard and black Mao jacket motions

for me to sit. The initial monk vanishes. Mesmeric eyes

glinting off glass cases bedecked with garlanded Buddhas

and Goddesses of Compassion.  He cracks open a leather

book, indicating I write in Chinese characters that I

decipher, incorrectly, as name, birthday and secret wish

to be fulfilled. He unsheathes a red seal for me to lick. No,

to breathe on to certify my prayer, thereby embalming

my words when the red glyphs fell. Then he draws my

attention to numbers on all the previous pages. 199—399—

1099. These I translate correctly into monetary amounts.

For some Chinese, the impulse is to interject good omens,

where elsewhere there might be dismay and impending

doom, so spilled drinks and sudden storms are symbols of

luck. But this is an iconic fallacy.

Therefore I have no qualms about bolting from

the sacrosanct space after dropping crumpled bills, about a

fifth of the smallest amount I had seen written, on the

brass plate and bowing as a precursor to moving out

quickly of the temple. The air upon my cheek then is moist

yet cool.

10.

Homophonic translation of the first stanza of Li Bai’s Marble

Steps Complaint

You see go on

you see shambolic

He grows